You know you're pregnant when...

You know you're pregnant when you sleep 10 hours at night, then take a two hour nap the following day and can still fall fast asleep at your regular bedtime.

You know you're pregnant when you begin to spend as much time in the bathroom as your husband does.

You know you're pregnant when you get excited that you gained weight.

You know you're pregnant when you no longer feel ashamed if you didn't put on make or get ready for the day.

You know you're pregnant when you fall asleep in class as the teacher stands next to you and you don't even try to stay awake.

You know you're pregnant when you dream about going to Ted Drewes and you order two ice creams.

You know you're pregnant when you look down at your feet and find that you are wearing mismatching shoes and you are too lazy to run home and change them.

You know you're pregnant when you buy a Einstein's Brothers Bagel bucket because you are having a craving. No I am not carb loading, I just want to eat bagels! Lots of them!

You know you're pregnant when your friends and family look at you like, "you are going to eat more of that?" or "you actually finished that plate?"

You know you're pregnant when you cry when someone wins something on TV.

You know you're pregnant when you cry as someone yells, "I'm debt free!" on the Dave Ramsey radio show.

You know you're pregnant when you cry cause you're sad.

You know you're pregnant when you cry cause you're happy.

You know you're pregnant when you cry cause you are mad.

And lastly, you know you're pregnant when you cry about how you cry all the time.