If I had a million dollars,
If I had a million dollars,
I would buy you a fur coat,
but not a real fur coat, that's cruel...
Some of you might recognize this famous song by the Barenaked Ladies. Now, I think this is an important question each of us should address. What would I do if I had a million dollars? Now some of us might say, I'd give it to charity because we'd all like to think of ourselves as selfless. BUT that is a cop-out answer. I'm putting stipulations on this. This one million dollars can't be given to others. So...
If I had a million dollars, I'd
- get a full body massage weekly
- get a facial monthly
- get pedicures and manicures weekly
- eat salmon every week
- buy a modest size home with a gourmet kitchen
- buy a soft-serve ice cream machine I could keep in my house
- buy a Mercedes Benz
- buy a nice bike and take up the sport
- visit Brazil, Western Europe, and New Zealand
- ski the Alps
- buy a boat and learn to water ski
There you have it. Now you know that I like to be pampered but keep active and love travel, good food, and a smooth ride.
Now I just need to earn that million...
I think I second all of that...I definitely like the pampering. Plus, they say regular massages (by professionals) are good for your health! Oh, and I would probably go on a "conservative" shopping spree :) I'm just being honest!
ReplyDeleteI would buy a black vintage Mercedes convertible. Soft-serve ice cream machines take a lot of maintenance. Make sure you buy a maintenance plan.
ReplyDeleteGood point Savannah. I have heard they are high maintenance. That's was kids are for. I'll adopt a child and that will be his chore.
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