Names will not be disclosed for the other parties privacy.
C: I need to get a couch
Me: Yes, you do. A couch is a prerequisite to a boyfriend.
Weeks later...
(sitting in C's apartment on her roommate's couch. Her roommate is moving out soon)
M: Are these your couches?
C: It's my roommate's couches.
M: Is she divorced? Divorced people have couches.
Me: Uh, I have couches. What are you saying?
(laughing)
C: I don't have room for a couch, so I'm getting a love seat.
Me: A love sac is a prerequisite to a hook up.
M: How about you get a sectional?
Me: A 'sex'tional? Sounds like foreplay to me...
Oh my...whoever these C, M, and Me characters are they are genius! So glad we have women like this in the world!!!
ReplyDeleteI know. They are amazingly witty and bright. :)
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